jakemalik:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

renious:

WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

loki-cat:

multipack:

omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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your lizard types fast

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too fast