me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Me: "Yeah..."
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-

owldude:

*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice

September: Halloween prep month
October: Halloween month
November: Christmas prep month and post halloween depression month
December: Christmas month
Every other month: sad time

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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carolxne:

me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again

things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep